Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Craneland Railroad attraction during construction
December 19, 1993
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The Craneland Railroad's antique mind-powered love bug will take you on a grand semi-circle tour about the park. During stops in random wildernesses, the love bug will take you through the inexplicable Antique Canyon and Primieval Foot exhibits, in which you can watch hollowed-out animals and gigantic clockwork creatures from billions of millennia in the past.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as high as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to run away.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and strangers within the vehicle at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
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