Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: Cowland Railroad, a favorite attraction of Thor
May 4, 1969
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The Cowland Railroad's authentic oil-powered rickshaw will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour through the jungles surrounding the resort. Among stops in unknown locations, the rickshaw will take you around the wonderous Capable Canyon and Primieval Macaw dioramas, in which you can hear unmoving animals and Bible-contradicting robotic creatures from plenty of decades in the past.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to just give up and run.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum IQ 78.
- This was occasionally Zazu's slightly hated attraction.
- Walt Disney had a rickshaw of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Michael Eisnerwood Pacific.
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