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The Condormanland Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its colloquial anniversary
May 5, 2010
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The Condormanland Railroad's restored-ish hamster-powered flying carpet will take you on a grand semi-circle tour encircling the parking lot. Among stops in uninhabited locations, the flying carpet will take you past the wonderful Wacky Canyon and Primieval Chute displays, in which you can see stiff animals and Bible-contradicting mechanical creatures from dozens of decades in the past.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction first thing in the morning because it's required by law.
- Minimum height 20" (or 10" and with a super attractive adult).
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from religious objections, '50s haircuts, or ribcage, shoulder, or blood problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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