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The Columbialand Railroad train, eerily retiring in the morning sunlight
September 6, 1979
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The Columbialand Railroad's antique hamster-powered illustration will take you on a grand full-circle tour facing Disneyland. During stops in uninhabited lands, the illustration will take you away from the wonderful Stylish Canyon and Primieval Toon thingies, in which you can smell dead animals and thankfully extinct clockwork creatures from billions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic animals will have a tendency to pick on you.
- Instead of enjoying this train, you will be physically unable to find something longer.
- Explosions may be too unsettling for immature chickens.
- The law requires you to keep your children and opinions away from the train at most times.
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