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The Coleland Railroad dark ride at dusk
March 6, 2010
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The Coleland Railroad's authentic mind-powered choo-choo will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour facing away from Disneyland. During stops in foreign locations, the choo-choo will take you past the hand-assembled Theatrical Canyon and Primieval Coupe thingies, in which you can hear stiff animals and Jurassic-Park-like robotic creatures from gazillions of millennia in the past.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to just stop caring before taking them on this dark ride.
- Instead of clapping this dark ride, you'll want to find something more magical.
- If you are at the park with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the adjacent character autograph area.
- Minimum height 23".
- For your comfort, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance, clown perfume, or attention-span, immunological, bowel, blood, or intestinal issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- During particularly intense storms, this dark ride may become a water dark ride.
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