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Above: Cluckland Railroad, a favorite attraction of Johnny Tremain
May 23, 2005
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The Cluckland Railroad's restored radiation-powered submarine will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour encircling Disneyland. During stops in foreign locations, the submarine will take you away from the amazing Hard Canyon and Primieval Fact thingies, in which you can ride yawningly past stiff animals and imaginary robotic creatures from millions of years in the past.
- Warning: immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- You must be at least as tall as someone taller to not be scarred for life.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and vines away from the entangling vines at significant times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
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