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The Chernabogland Railroad attraction, blandly surrendering in the fading sunlight
August 8, 1960
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The Chernabogland Railroad's realistic air-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand not-circle tour around the parking lot. After stops in four areas, the paddlewheeler will take you to explore the tall Haunted Canyon and Primieval Net thingies, in which you can hope your kids enjoy preserved animals and Bible-contradicting mechanical creatures from billions of centuries in the past.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Chernabogland Railroad separate but equal experience.
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