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The Chernabogland Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its subterranean anniversary
November 13, 2008
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The Chernabogland Railroad's "classic" coal-powered locomotive will take you on a grand full-circle tour on the genuine berm around Disneyland. After stops in six wildernesses, the locomotive will take you through the grand Murderous Canyon and Primieval God exhibits, in which you can watch unmoving animals and Bible-contradicting animatronic creatures from gazillions of years in the past.
- If it's dark out, other guests will have a tendency to make silly comments to you.
- Minimum height 29".
- For your comfort, you should be free from inappropriate drooling or finger or back complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested experiment.
- Because this is a water attraction, children are required to purchase special specticles.
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