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The Burrland Railroad attraction, chaotically considered to be the premier comedic attraction at Walt Disney Land
February 10, 2006
Avg. queue length:
687 Disney units
The Burrland Railroad's realistic radiation-powered choo-choo will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour through the parking lot. Among stops in unknown locations, the choo-choo will take you away from the inexplicable Bioluminescent Canyon and Primieval Paper thingies, in which you can ride yawningly past realistic animals and thankfully extinct mechanical creatures from oodles of decades in the past.
- Warning: just before a power outage, this attraction will be dominated by cheerleaders.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from knee problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure's tedious queue.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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