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Geppetto's bean-tripping photo of Bullland Railroad
April 12, 1999
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The Bullland Railroad's antique hamster-powered monorail will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour through Disneyland. Preceeding stops in six locations, the monorail will take you on a track that avoids the inexplicable Personal Canyon and Primieval Can dioramas, in which you can ride yawningly past pickled animals and Bible-contradicting clockwork creatures from scores of millennia in the past.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to talk too much to someone you find grinning, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient character autograph thingy.
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