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Photo: The Blairland Railroad train as seen from the top of the sky
June 29, 1967
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The Blairland Railroad's antique sorcerer-powered love bug will take you on a grand semi-circle tour around Disneyland. Among stops in random lands, the love bug will take you through the wonderful Streamlined Canyon and Primieval Deer thingies, in which you can smell hollowed-out animals and full-size mechanical creatures from plenty of years in the past.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this train will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Any attempt to modify this train may result in massive online protests.
- Because this is an interactive train, children are required to obtain special cubs.
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