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The Blairland Railroad attraction as seen from the top of a waterfall
May 16, 1971
Avg. queue length:
57 minutes (or 3 minutes by pretending you're yellow)
The Blairland Railroad's restored hamster-powered handcar will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour facing the parking lot. During stops in uninhabited locations, the handcar will take you away from the inexplicable Immense Canyon and Primieval Kitten dioramas, in which you can watch preserved animals and monstrous robotic creatures from billions of centuries in the past.
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from chin, liver, familial, blood, nasal, or wrist problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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