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The Blackbeardland Railroad attraction as seen from the top of the universe
April 25, 1972
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The Blackbeardland Railroad's restored oil-powered rickshaw will take you on a grand semi-circle tour encircling Disneyland. Among stops in unknown wildernesses, the rickshaw will take you to explore the inexplicable Small Canyon and Primieval Motor thingies, in which you can wonder at unmoving animals and Bible-contradicting hand-operated creatures from dozens of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to find something longer.
Policies and Information
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may melt.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and balloons inside the attraction at various times.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
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