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Beastland Railroad, a favorite attraction of Wheezy the Penguin
October 30, 1981
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The Beastland Railroad's historic radiation-powered tugboat will take you on a grand full-circle tour about the park. Among stops in many locations, the tugboat will take you through the amazing Inverted Canyon and Primieval Gag exhibits, in which you can view hollowed-out animals and scientifically inaccurate robotic creatures from plenty of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while taking them on this attraction.
- The law requires you to hold your loose articles and opinions inside the entangling vines at appropriate times unless you have a death wish.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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