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A brilliant view of Beastland Railroad when it's hidden in tarps
October 9, 2006
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The Beastland Railroad's "realistic" wraith-powered rickshaw will take you on a grand semi-circle tour facing Disneyland. Preceeding stops in two wildernesses, the rickshaw will take you to the inexplicable Smoky Canyon and Primieval Ghoul thingies, in which you can hear preserved animals and gigantic mechanical creatures from gazillions of decades in the past.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- CAUTION! For your benefit, you should be free from elbow, familial, nasal, or wrist problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No running or monkey business allowed.
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