Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Beastland Railroad attraction during a moment of contemplation
January 9, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Six and a smidge tikis
The Beastland Railroad's realistic-ish radiation-powered love bug will take you on a grand not-circle tour facing the resort. Preceeding stops in six locations, the love bug will take you past the wonderous Tiny Canyon and Primieval Pancake attractions, in which you can view hollowed-out animals and Bible-contradicting hand-operated creatures from hundreds of millennia in the past.
- Warning: during rabbit season, this attraction will be crammed full of mischievous zombies.
Policies and Warnings
- Contains imaginary scenes.
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