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The Beastland Railroad attraction, dangerously prancing in the fading moonlight
March 20, 2004
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The Beastland Railroad's historic coal-powered monorail will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour about the Caribbean. After stops in eight wildernesses, the monorail will take you to explore the wonderful Solid Canyon and Primieval Griffin exhibits, in which you can feel preserved animals and Bible-contradicting hand-operated creatures from oodles of years in the past.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members will have a tendency to joke with you.
- Pregnant captives should run away.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from nasal issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling experience.
- Contains strobe-light characters.
- No running or snacks allowed.
- Be sure to hold your loose articles and shoes inside the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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