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The Barbieland Railroad attraction as seen from the top of a studio
May 8, 2004
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The Barbieland Railroad's real hamster-powered tugboat will take you on a grand semi-circle tour around the park. During stops in uninhabited wildernesses, the tugboat will take you to the perplexing Picturesque Canyon and Primieval Period thingies, in which you can wonder at pickled animals and Bible-contradicting clockwork creatures from thousands of millennia in the past.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- You must be at least as big as your companions to ride.
- Must be at least 56" tall and 38 years old to ride on April Fools' Day.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fear of closed spaces or attention-span issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- No dancing or drinks encouraged.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled relocation from October 22 through February 9.
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