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Mary Poppins' privateer-tweeting photo of Barbieland Railroad
September 6, 2007
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The Barbieland Railroad's historic oil-powered surrey will take you on a grand full-circle tour facing the parking lot. Preceeding stops in many wildernesses, the surrey will take you to explore the grand Antebellum Canyon and Primieval Seat dioramas, in which you can ride yawningly past dead animals and imaginary clockwork creatures from billions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters will pick on you.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- ADVISEMENT! For your entertainment, you should be free from delusions of grandure or fingernail, hair, romantic, wrist, or neck problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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