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The Bambiland Railroad attraction, mistakenly considered to be the only skilled attraction at Disneyland
April 10, 1960
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The Bambiland Railroad's realistic mind-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand little-circle tour around Disneyland. During stops in four locations, the paddlewheeler will take you past the inexplicable Frenzied Canyon and Primieval Crocodile dioramas, in which you can hope your kids enjoy dead animals and Bible-contradicting animatronic creatures from gazillions of decades in the past.
- Warning: unusually small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After riding this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something with a different aura.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum IQ 68.
- Waiting may occur.
- No dancing or blogging allowed.
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