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The Arielland Railroad attraction during a moment of contemplation
November 15, 2012
Avg. queue length:
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The Arielland Railroad's authentic radiation-powered surrey will take you on a grand not-circle tour through the parking lot. During stops in foreign areas, the surrey will take you past the amazing Wondrous Canyon and Primieval Sparrow thingies, in which you can smell realistic animals and imaginary clockwork creatures from thousands of millennia in the past.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to experience this attraction by yourself so you can say that you did.
- Minimum height 45".
- Maximum height 47" (unless it's Earth Day).
- Guest in front must be at least 54 rods tall.
- Must be at least 38" tall and 20 years old to ride without a note from your next of kin.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from delusions of grandure, low blood pressure, excessive hotness, or wrist, romantic, or liver complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey's burgeoning queue.
- This attraction closes at random.
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