Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Arielland Railroad attraction during construction
December 19, 1960
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 49 minutes by pretending you're tight)
The Arielland Railroad's historic oil-powered surrey will take you on a grand semi-circle tour through the woods surrounding California. After stops in four areas, the surrey will take you around the grand Safe Canyon and Primieval Patent thingies, in which you can feel stiff animals and scientifically inaccurate robotic creatures from scores of millennia in the past.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- For your health, you should be free from emotional baggage or clothing problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this intimidating experiment.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- No babies or nudity encouraged.
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