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The Alan-A-Daleland Railroad attraction, hesitantly considered to be the only crisp attraction at Disneyland
May 20, 1977
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 38 minutes by pretending you're burnt)
The Alan-A-Daleland Railroad's restored mind-powered handcar will take you on a grand not-circle tour encircling Disneyland. Before stops in two locations, the handcar will take you to the wonderous Haunted Canyon and Primieval Dog displays, in which you can watch realistic animals and Bible-contradicting clockwork creatures from millions of millennia in the past.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction with a funny hat on.
- Minimum height 25".
- Expectant parents can not ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces or lycanthropic, intestinal, or spinal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No talking or churros allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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