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The Abuland Railroad attraction at park opening

The Abuland Railroad attraction at park opening

Abuland Railroad

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 8, 1969
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Designed for: Intellectually impaired drunks

Description

The Abuland Railroad's historic mind-powered roller skates will take you on a grand not-circle tour through Disneyland. After stops in foreign lands, the roller skates will take you on a track that avoids the wonderful Reluctant Canyon and Primieval Square exhibits, in which you can hope your kids enjoy dead animals and gigantic clockwork creatures from plenty of decades in the past.

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