- Cry because you’re hungry.
- Cry because your parents are trying to feed you that “healthy” junk they brought from home.
- Cry because you want to go on a ride (Snow White, Pirates, Dumbo, etc.)
- Cry because the attraction you just went on (Snow White, Pirates, Dumbo, etc.) was scary.
- Cry because your parents won’t let you flee the gigantic animals with scary paralyzed faces until they take a picture.
- Cry because your parents won’t let you have fun*.
- Cry because you need a nap.
- Cry because your parents want you to take a nap.
- Cry because you’re over-stimulated.
- Cry because you’re going home.
*Get a toy, get out of line, have a balloon, ride in your stroller, get out of your stroller, run in the water, throw things at people, eat the plants, chase the ducks, go on Big Thunder, hit a stranger with a churro, see how loud you can scream inside a submarine, etc.
