Disney Lies

After placing the copious illustrations in 396 Pure, Unadulterated, Dyed-In-The-Wool, 100% Made-Up, Completely Fake Disneyland “Facts”, we realized that we didn’t have enough info on this fellow:

Can anyone provide us with a personal recollection of seeing the Haunted Mansion’s “Catbox Ghost”?

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We know that the Matterhorn queue nearest Tomorrowland has the fastest ride, but which queue is the one that smells best?

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In the original Frontierland, were the carts in the Horsetopia on rails, or could kids direct their ponies to go wherever they liked?

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Can anyone recall when the Main Street candy shop started bottling the scent it pumps into the street and selling it as a perfume?

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Where did all the leftover concrete go when they hollowed out the Matterhorn to build the roller coaster?

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In what year did the Haunted Mansion incident occur during which a couple was making out during the attraction and, upon exiting, found a bloody hook embedded in the side of their Doombuggie?

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Another question from the team fact-checking 396 Pure, Unadulterated, Dyed-In-The-Wool, 100% Made-Up, Completely Fake Disneyland “Facts”: When Disney announced the Pirates of the Caribbean overlay for next year’s Star Wars Week, they mentioned several characters that would appear in the attraction, including Darth Cutlas, Arr2-D2, and Captain Han Sparrow. Can you remember the rest of their names? And do any of you have a copy of the leaked script for the revised “Buy an Imperial Slave” scene (“We wants the bun-head!” and all that)?

Another question: At the Star Trader shop in Tomorrowland, have they finally gotten replacement Build Your Own R2 Unit parts, or are they still plagued by bad motivators?

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We’re deep in the final fact-checking process of putting together our new book, 396 Pure, Unadulterated, Dyed-In-The-Wool, 100% Made-Up, Completely Fake Disneyland “Facts” and could use some assistance.

For many years, Wally Boag was the chief funny man of the Golden Horseshoe Review. As part of the show, he used to tell a very long, very funny joke, the punch line of which was, “The Aristocats!” Can anyone remember how it goes? We can’t recall and we want to mention it in our book. If memory serves, they did a documentary about this joke some years ago, but we can’t seem to find it.

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