November 22nd, 2012
After placing the copious illustrations in 396 Pure, Unadulterated, Dyed-In-The-Wool, 100% Made-Up, Completely Fake Disneyland “Facts”, we realized that we didn’t have enough info on this fellow:
Can anyone provide us with a personal recollection of seeing the Haunted Mansion’s “Catbox Ghost”?
Thanks (and happy turkey day!)
November 21st, 2012
We know that the Matterhorn queue nearest Tomorrowland has the fastest ride, but which queue is the one that smells best?
November 20th, 2012
In the original Frontierland, were the carts in the Horsetopia on rails, or could kids direct their ponies to go wherever they liked?
November 19th, 2012
Can anyone recall when the Main Street candy shop started bottling the scent it pumps into the street and selling it as a perfume?
November 18th, 2012
Where did all the leftover concrete go when they hollowed out the Matterhorn to build the roller coaster?
November 17th, 2012
In what year did the Haunted Mansion incident occur during which a couple was making out during the attraction and, upon exiting, found a bloody hook embedded in the side of their Doombuggie?
November 16th, 2012
Another question from the team fact-checking 396 Pure, Unadulterated, Dyed-In-The-Wool, 100% Made-Up, Completely Fake Disneyland “Facts”: When Disney announced the Pirates of the Caribbean overlay for next year’s Star Wars Week, they mentioned several characters that would appear in the attraction, including Darth Cutlas, Arr2-D2, and Captain Han Sparrow. Can you remember the rest of their names? And do any of you have a copy of the leaked script for the revised “Buy an Imperial Slave” scene (“We wants the bun-head!” and all that)?
Another question: At the Star Trader shop in Tomorrowland, have they finally gotten replacement Build Your Own R2 Unit parts, or are they still plagued by bad motivators?
November 15th, 2012
We’re deep in the final fact-checking process of putting together our new book, 396 Pure, Unadulterated, Dyed-In-The-Wool, 100% Made-Up, Completely Fake Disneyland “Facts” and could use some assistance.
For many years, Wally Boag was the chief funny man of the Golden Horseshoe Review. As part of the show, he used to tell a very long, very funny joke, the punch line of which was, “The Aristocats!” Can anyone remember how it goes? We can’t recall and we want to mention it in our book. If memory serves, they did a documentary about this joke some years ago, but we can’t seem to find it.
November 12th, 2012
Ever since we posted this photo…
We’ve been inundated with requests for information on where massive Disneyland + Big Bang Theory fans can purchase their own awesome Waltdizna! T-shirt. Well, we don’t currently sell the shirts, but we’ve decided to make the artwork available to any of you who want to make their own shirt.
To make your shirt, download the art using the “Waltdizna! Art” link below and send it to the T-shirt shop of your choice. Then send us a photo of yourself wearing your new shirt and we’ll post it online so that you can be the envy of all!
Now we’re going to go back to work on the new, heavily illustrated DisneyLies.com book — 396 Pure, Unadulterated, Dyed-In-The-Wool, 100% Made-Up, Completely Fake Disneyland “Facts” — which will be available for purchase at the beginning of December.
October 30th, 2012
Additional information has been made available about Disney’s acquisition of Lucasfilm. Now that Lucasfilm is a Disney subsidiary, Disney is able to confirm the following as currently in development:
- The 2015 release of Star Wars Episode VII: Enter the Hutt
- An American Grafitti overlay of Autopia
- More emphasis on Howard the Duck in Toontown
- Tarzan’s Treehouse being replaced by the Kashyyyk Wookie Treehouse
- Construction of Hong Kong Disneyland’s Fantasyland Labyrinth Labyrinth
- Replacement of Disney Animal Kingdom’s previously planned Avatar Land with Willow Land
- Addition of Coruscant to Epcot’s World Showcase
- Princess Leia to officially become a Disney princess
- More adventures involving cuddly sidekicks in Star Wars: The Clone Wars
- The Star Wars Holiday Special joining Song of the South in Disney’s “Vault of Things Nobody Will Ever See Again”