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No more Poppins

Tuesday, January 8th, 2013

On March 3, the Broadway run of Mary Poppins will end after a practically perfect six-year run. All is not lost for fans of Disney theatrics, though: Disney has announced that one of its theme-park musicals will be extended, upgraded, and graduated to the Broadway stage.

Said musical expert Jasmine Abu in a telephone interview we forgot to record: “Disney has high hopes that audiences will be thrilled by their full-cast, high-energy production of Carousel of Progress. It’s expected to play to packed houses, particularly if rumors are true that Jim Parsons will be playing Father.”

According to what we’re going to say was an official Disney press release, the show will feature the original Sherman Brothers song, with additional music by Broadway legends Rodgers and Hammerstein. Show-stopping numbers include “If I Plugged You,” “Fuses Are Bustin’ Out All Over,” “Whats the Use of Wirin’,” and “You’ll Never Watch (Televised Wrestling) Alone.”

Haunted Caretaker meme

Sunday, September 9th, 2012

We’re big Haunted Mansion fans, so we saved our favorite meme for last. Here’s a mostly complete Haunted Caretaker meme collection (which will haunt you until you return!)

Mustache Mary meme

Thursday, September 6th, 2012

Thanks to everyone who pointed out that there’s currently an internet meme based on the recent Mustache Day event at Disneyland! Here are some of our favorite “Mustache Mary” items that we’ve found on various Disneyland-fan websites:

Uncle Walt meme

Tuesday, September 4th, 2012

It turns out that our reposting things we find is just as popular as our doing more difficult things, so in the spirit of laziness, we proudly present examples of the famous Uncle Walt internet meme. Enjoy!

Disney XKCD

Thursday, August 30th, 2012

We haven’t had a whole lot of time to post this week, so we thought we’d share this Disneyland-inspired comic that was just posted to the XKCD website. (Click to see it full size.) Enjoy!

Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln is still in development

2012 DisneyLies Photo Trivia Quiz

Sunday, April 1st, 2012

Welcome to the official 2012 DisneyLies Photo Trivia Quiz!

Many of our readers think that they are the cream of Disney fandom — experts in mouse ears, if you will. Well, this quiz will separate the Ludwigs from the Donalds and the Dopey’s from the Docs!

Below are 18 photos of a detail from some Disney-related place. Each was taken in a Disney theme park or resort in the United States, but other than that, we aren’t giving you a single clue. We won’t even tell you when they were taken!

Think you can place them all? Share your answers in the comments and compare scores with your friends!

  • If you don’t get any right, you’re a Disney-mal failure!
  • Score 1-10 and you’re Cinderella before the ball!
  • Score 11-15 and you’re in the Emperor’s groove!
  • Score 16-18 and you’re a rockin’ Rocketeer!
  • Score 19+ and you need to take remedial math!

Good luck!

Animal Kingdom birdBlizzard BeachColumbiaEpcot France pavilionHotel gazeboIndiana JonesEpcot Italy pavilionDisneyland Jungle CruiseLiving SeasMagic Kingdom Jungle CruiseMagic Kingdom Main StreetMagic Kingdom PiratesGrand Floridian monorailDisneyland castle swanDisneyland PiratesDisneyland Skull RockStorybook Land Canal BoatsTom Sawyer Island

Steve Jobs

Wednesday, October 5th, 2011

At DisneyLies.com, we hate being serious, but this is one of those times where we have no choice.

Steve Jobs was an amazing man and an inspiration in a great many areas of our lives. He did so much in so little time. We will miss him immeasurably.

We’re going to go queue up a Pixar film on our iPad and have a little smile with our cry.

Legoland Disneyland

Wednesday, August 24th, 2011

The Lego Group announced in a press release today that, after months of intense inter-lawyer negotiations, they had secured rights from Disney to build an all-Lego replica of Disneyland in Legoland California’s “Miniland” area. The 1:20 scale park will include representations of all major attractions, many mechanically animated scenes, and humorous details such as Lego churros, minifigures with wheelbarrows full of money approaching the ticket booths, a Lego wampa standing in for the Matterhorn yeti, and suicidal-looking parental minifigs in the Brobdingnagian Dumbo queue.

Said a thermoplastic injection molded Lego representative, “Disneyland is said to be built from fantasy and dreams, and we are happy to report that, in 2012, we will demonstrate that it can also be built from acrylonitrile butadiene styrene. The Legoland Disneyland Miniland will have all the ‘lands’ of the original Disneyland, including an Adventureland Miniland, a Frontierland Miniland, and a Miniland Fantasyland with an enormous miniature castle. One of the Legomasters even put a little Lando Calrissian minifig near where they have the Jedi Training show, as if, after touring the galaxy, Lando had landed in Legoland Disneyland Miniland and planned to be on hand at the unmanned Tomorrowland bandstand. Isn’t that grand?”

Pixar Canada

Friday, May 28th, 2010

Disney/Pixar Animation Studios has announced that they’ve opened a production studio in Vancouver, Canada, with the sole duty of creating animated shorts. The shorts will be available in a variety of sizes from XS to XXXL.

That’s what she said

Friday, February 5th, 2010

And now,  for your entertainment, a list of Disney quotes that sound like the setup for “That’s what she said” jokes:

  • What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula? (The Lion King)
  • Look for the bare necessities. (The Jungle Book)
  • You’re not getting cold fins now, are you? (The Little Mermaid)
  • It’s all costumes and makeup. (High School Musical)
  • No. No, you can’t. Stop! Please don’t go away! Please? No one’s ever stuck with me for so long before! (Finding Nemo)
  • Oh, it’s not the first time I was tossed out of a window, and it won’t be the last. (The Emperor’s New Groove)
  • We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home happy. What do you say? Come on. (Hercules)
  • You are a sad, strange little man. (Toy Story)
  • Use the wand of power! (Toy Story 2)
  • We keep our transesophageal ganglia to ourselves. This means you, Jimmy. (Finding Nemo)
  • Somebody! Stop those pants! (Ducktales: the Movie)
  • What you need is a little advice from the love monkey. (Dinosaur)
  • Things will look better in the morning. (The Jungle Book)
  • I will call you squishy and you will be my squishy. (Finding Nemo)

Got suggestions for more? Leave them in the comments!