“it’s a small world” is notable for its song, the train-wreck-like fascination it brings, and the strange capitalization in its ever-quoted name. In honor of the attraction’s upcoming 50th anniversary, we hereby offer a little look at what a list of Disneyland attractions might look like if all of them were named in the style of “it’s a small world.”
Main Street, U.S.A.
- “it’s an old railroad”
- “it’s some classic cartoons”
- “it’s a one-way ride”
- “it’s a robot president”
Tomorrowland
- “it’s a circle rocket”
- “it’s a small car”
- “it’s a single rail”
- “it’s a fish tube”
- “it’s a round building”
- “it’s a rocket coaster”
- “it’s a space tour”
- “it’s a zurg blaster”
- “it’s a space musical”
Fantasyland
- “it’s a curious ride”
- “it’s a small train”
- “it’s a princess queue”
- “it’s a fairy queue”
- “it’s an elephant queue”
- “it’s a small world”
- “it’s a white horse”
- “it’s a tea party”
- “it’s a yeti sled”
- “it’s a wild ride”
- “it’s a flying ship”
- “it’s a real boy”
- “it’s a charming walk-through”
- “it’s a wishing well”
- “it’s a scary ride with a witch that may be too intense for small children”
- “it’s a tiny village”
Frontierland
- “it’s a runaway train”
- “it’s an infrared gun”
- “it’s a stage show”
- “it’s a white steamboat”
- “it’s a pirate’s lair”
- “it’s a brief raft ride”
- “it’s a copy of a ship”
Adventureland
- “it’s a forbidden eye”
- “it’s an old joke”
- “it’s a tree house”
- “it’s a bird room”
New Orleans Square
- “it’s a ghostly retreat”
- “it’s a pirate’s life”
Critter Country
- “it’s an unpowered canoe”
- “it’s a damp log”
- “it’s a horrible mistake”
Mickey’s Toontown
- “it’s a rodent’s tree-house”
- “it’s a duck’s boat”
- “it’s a small roller-coaster”
- “it’s an age-restricted playhouse”
- “it’s a mascot’s house”
- “it’s his girlfriend’s house”
- “it’s a caustic dip”
Misc
- “it’s a parade”
- “it’s a river show!”
- “it’s a crowd watching fireworks”