Edison Square: Everyone’s a Princess

Saw the most recent show by our friends Edison Square yesterday, and they rolled out a new song that happily Disneyfied the theme song from the decidedly not-Disney film The LEGO Movie. Here are the lyrics so you can sing along at home!

Everyone’s a Princess
(Sung to a tune vaguely reminiscent of “Everything Is Awesome!!!” by Tegan And Sara with The Lonely Island, but not so much so that lawyers have to get involved)

Everyone’s a princess
Gonna be a queen when your stepmother’s gone
Everyone’s a princess, put your tiara on

Everything is better when you’re cute with power
Roam the woods, call a tree, and talk for an hour, take a sunshine shower
Have a ball, you can too, you’re like me, we’re all living like royalty

Everyone’s a princess
Read a hundred books on your gigantic lawn
Everyone’s a princess, put your tiara on

(Whooo)
Wave, wave, wave — GO

Like a magic spell, everyone’s a princess
Princes lined up, hoping I’ll meet them
Jerks at school, now they’re all looking up at me
Got a bow and a mom that’s a grizzly.

Be like a princess and eat princess blintzes
People sing when I go out walkin’
See animals, they hear me talkin’
An’ they help me cleanin’. Everyone’s a princess
At a ball, I wear glass shoes
When I go to sleep, the kingdom’s in mourning

Everything is better when you’re living royal
Get some clothes, bat my eye, say goodbye to toil, watch the haters boil
Have a feast, you can too, you’re like me, we’re all living like royalty

Everyone’s a princess
Hit guys with a pan just to show off your brawn
Everyone’s a princess, put your tiara on

Snow White, Rapunziz’
We just named two princesses
Pocahontas, Mulan as well
Who’s half fish and princess? Ariel!

Aurora, Merida, magic transformed Cinderella
Jasmine’s good, Belle’s the best
And like us they’re princesses!

Tiana, Anna, Elsa
Princesses!
Minnie, Daisy, and Tink
Princesses!
Mickey and Goofy and ducks
Princesses!
Everyone that you see every day
Princesses!

(silverware and jewelry solo)

Everyone’s a princess
Everything is rich when your troubles are gone
Everyone’s a princess, put your tiara on

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