Top 10 Things to Do at Disneyland for Toddlers

  1. Cry because you’re hungry.
  2. Cry because your parents are trying to feed you that “healthy” junk they brought from home.
  3. Cry because you want to go on a ride (Snow White, Pirates, Dumbo, etc.)
  4. Cry because the attraction you just went on (Snow White, Pirates, Dumbo, etc.) was scary.
  5. Cry because your parents won’t let you flee the gigantic animals with scary paralyzed faces until they take a picture.
  6. Cry because your parents won’t let you have fun*.
  7. Cry because you need a nap.
  8. Cry because your parents want you to take a nap.
  9. Cry because you’re over-stimulated.
  10. Cry because you’re going home.

*Get a toy, get out of line, have a balloon, ride in your stroller, get out of your stroller, run in the water, throw things at people, eat the plants, chase the ducks, go on Big Thunder, hit a stranger with a churro, see how loud you can scream inside a submarine, etc.

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