By: Noremac Bluth

Noremac Bluth — Tue, 20 Nov 2012 02:56:39 +0000

I know the joke youre referring to, and I believe it was along these lines:
“In my days as a professional wrestler (I was known as El Boagadore) I had one wrestling match that really stood out. There was another wrestler, you see. He was an ex-cop who got discharged from the force after arresting a jelly donut for being too delicious. He was known as El Arresto. His fans would yell out his name and who he was ‘arresting’ whenever he won. I still shiver at the thought of hearing thousands of fans screaming Arresto BOAGADORE!! I don’t think they knew Spanish very well. After that humiliating defeat, I swore I would defeat him again. But I couldn’t in my current costume. I couldn’t get hired anywhere! So I became someone new. Someone with incredible reflexes and balance. Someone who’s eyes glowed with fury and had a passion for tuna. I became The Cat! I was determined to stop El Arresto’s reign of humiliation, when I realized defeating him wouldnt work. So I let him beat me. The fans didn’t see it coming when they screamed, in perfect unison,”
He let the audience it out here.
“And El Arresto ended his career that night out of pure shame.

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