For future reference, don’t do this:
Hideous mistakes in this picture include:
- Walking in a fountain.
- Wearing a hat that makes it look like your head is on backwards.
- Letting a blogger photograph you acting like a moron.
Have you got a photo of someone being a moron at Disneyland? Send it to liar(at)disneylies.com and we’ll be happy to shame them publicly!