This morning, the Haunted Mansion wasn’t particularly crowded, so we stayed back a bit and let the other guests go by after leaving the stretching room. We were looking at the portrait of the man and discovered that if you stand there long enough for the crowd to have moved on to their Doombuggies, the portrait talks!
Here’s what it said:
When your wife gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade — make her take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t care if she has an axe; what the hell is she going to do with that? Demand to see your wife’s mother! Make your wife rue the day she thought she could give Captain Gracey lemons! Want to cut off my head? Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna haunt your house forever! With the lemons! I’m gonna get Leota to conjure a spectral lemon that pulls a thousand ghosts here! And we’ll leave room for you!
I don’t know if this is new or if it was just there for Father’s Day, but I will say this — it’s probably the weirdest and most obscure reference in the entire mansion!
Tags: decapitation, Haunted Mansion, lemons, portrait
Love the portal reference! If Disney and Valve teamed up… Whooo. Can’t wait to see what else the blog has in store, I just wish it updated quicker 🙁
Why is this called disney lies? Proof or this never happened. I have been going to Disneyland with An annual pass for yrs and going yrs before that with no pass. I know all the secrets and this is not true. And Disney would NEVER say HELL on one of his rides
Mel: Read the first sentence of your comment, then read the second sentence of your comment. You’ve answered your own question. Thanks for all the comments, BTW!
(You may be right about no Disneyland attraction using the word “Hell,” although there is one attraction that depicts the place in question in lovely, frog-toasting detail.)