After yesterday’s announcement that Disneyland would be allowing guests to be buried within the park, we received several requests for suggested gravestone mottoes (keeping in mind that Disneyland automatically approves of mottoes taken from Disney films).
Here are a few suggestions from the official Disneyland Happily Ever Afterlife press release:
- Hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to work we go. (Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs)
- All females is poison! (Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs)
- What are you, and who are you doing here? (Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs)
- It is not what outside, but what is inside that counts. (Aladdin)
- Phenomenal cosmic powers; itty bitty living space. (Aladdin)
- No matter what happens, I’ll always be with you. Forever. (Pocahontas)
- It’s all fun and games till someone loses an eye. (Tarzan)
- Oh look, bananas! Ha ha — I can’t believe you fell for that one! (Tarzan)
- But what about bacteria? (Tarzan)
- And Daddy, they took my boot! (Tarzan)
- It can’t possibly get any worse, can it? I guess it can. (Tarzan)
- Look, you’re really cute, but I can’t understand what you’re saying. (Finding Nemo)
- The sea monkey has my money. (Finding Nemo)
- Fish are friends, not food. (Finding Nemo)
- You know, you worry too much. (Fun and Fancy Free)
- The old notion that a bachelor’s life was glamorous and carefree was all nonsense. It was downright dull. (101 Dalmatians)
- Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Or forgetful. (Peter Pan)
- Who will rescue me? (The Rescuers)
- Hey, man, you’re ugly! (Oliver & Company)
- Why should I worry? (Oliver & Company)
- I didn’t make it all the way through third grade for nothing. (The Rescuers Down Under)
- What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula? (The Lion King)
- Did I miss something? (The Lion King)
- The past can hurt. (The Lion King)
- Hakuna matata (The Lion King)
- Forgive me for not jumping for joy. Bad back, you know. (The Lion King)
- How do I get myself into these situations? (The Little Mermaid)
- I didn’t mean to tell. It was an accident! (The Little Mermaid)
- When I’m with you, I don’t feel so alone. (Hercules)
- We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home happy. What do you say? Come on. (Hercules)
- I’m a damsel. I’m in distress. I can handle this. Have a nice day. (Hercules)
- Dead as a doornail — weren’t those your exact words? (Hercules)
- It’s a small underworld after all. (Hercules)
- It’s not the first time I was tossed out of a window. (The Emperor’s New Groove)
- Practically perfectly in every way. (Mary Poppins)
- Is something supposed to happen? (Mary Poppins)
- You can’t run away from your troubles — there ain’t no place that far. (Song of the South)
- Oh no — now I feel really bad. Bad Llama! (The Emperor’s New Groove)
- Family means nobody gets left behind — or forgotten. (Lilo and Stitch)
- No matter how many times you save the world it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. (The Incredibles)
- Behold, the Underminer! I’m always beneath you, but nothing is beneath me! (The Incredibles)
- I’m sorry ma’am, I know you’re upset. (Pretend to be upset.) (The Incredibles)
- Reach for the sky! (Toy Story)
- To infinity — and beyond! (Toy Story)
- Do you think I was scary enough or was I just annoying? (Toy Story 2)
- Someday I will be a beautiful butterfly, and then everything will be better. (A Bug’s Life)
- You’re making the maggots cry. (A Bug’s Life)
- They’re busy building toys and absolutely no one’s dead! (The Nightmare Before Christmas)
- You’ve poisoned me for the last time, you wretched girl! (The Nightmare Before Christmas)
- Thanks for noticing me. (Winnie the Pooh)
- I’d look on the bright side. If I could find it. (Winnie the Pooh)
(If you have a personal favorite, please add it in the comments.)