Disney Lies

To the joy of all, Disney has announced that beginning this summer it will be running all-new short cartoons between main features on the Disney Channel. Each of these shorts will be a parody of a Disney feature film with a "short-ened" name — that is, each short’s title will be the title of a Disney film with one or more characters removed. For example, "Tangled" loses its first letter and becomes "Angled."

Disney hopes that fans will enjoy trying to puzzle out what the original film was and what the parody will be like from its "short" title and then tune in to see what it’s like. Our sources deep within Disney report that titles currently in production include:

• 20,000 Legs Under the Sea
• Angled
• The Apple Dumping Gag
• Babs in Toyland
• The Back Cauldron
• Beauty and the Beat
• Bedknobs and Boomsticks
• The Black Hoe
• Blackbard’s Ghost
• Bot
• Brother Ear
• A Bug’s Lie
• Chanted
• Chick Lit
• The Computer Wore Ten Shoes
• Condoman
• The County Bars
• Darby O’Gill and the Little Pope
• Davy Rockett, Kin of the Wild Frontier
• Dumb
• The Emperor’s New Grove
• Escape to Itch Mountain
• Fatasia
• Fay Friday
• Finding Emo
• Fun and Fancy Fee
• The Great Muse Detective
• The Haggy Dog
• Herbie Goes Baaa
• Home on the Rage
• Hot Lad and Old Feet
• The Hunted Mason
• The Incredible Joey
• The Inedibles
• The Ion King
• The Island at the Top of the Word
• James and the Giant Pea
• The Jung Book
• Lady and the Trap
• Lice in Wonderland
• The Lite Mermaid
• Liver & Company
• The Man Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
• The Mare For Christ
• Melody Tim
• Met the Robinsons
• The Million Doll Duck
• The Money’s Uncle
• Natal Treasure
• The Nom-Mobile
• The Ox and the Hound
• Oy, I Shrunk the Kids
• Pates of the Caribbean
• Peter Pa
• Pets Dragon
• The Princess and the Fog
• The Princess Dares
• Rare Island
• The Reluctant Rag
• The Rent Rap
• The Rocker
• Ron
• The Santa Case
• The Sin of Zorro
• Snow White and the Even Dwarfs
• So Dear to My Heat
• Son of Lubber
• Song of the Sot
• Squato: A Warrior’s Ale
• The Strongest Ma in the World
• The Tiger Movie
• Treasure Plant
• The Tree Caballeros
• Tron: Lacy
• U
• Unidentified Lying Oddball
• Urn from Itch Mountain
• Victory Through AI Power
• WALL
• Who Framed Roger Rabbi
• The Word in the Stone

Did we miss any? If you’ve heard of any additional titles in this series (or if you hear that we got one wrong), be sure to immediately let us know in the comments!

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