Next to Disneyland’s entrance is the Guest Services building. This is where group sales are handled, guests of Club 33 members receive their required fitness exams, lost children can be claimed from long-term storage, and guests could pick up courtesy tickets for free entry into the park if such things existed. Guest services is also where bizarre, inexplicable or nonsensical complaints are delivered by people almost coherent enough to form a sentence and threaten to sue but not competent or resourceful enough to figure out how to get into the park and complain to City Hall.
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