DisneyLies Official Best & Worst: Common Disney Injuries


  • Actually, we find that it’s best if you leave the park uninjured.


  • Bruised ankles from a) standing in line in front of some nearsighted guy with a stroller, or b) psychotic duck attacks.
  • Black lung from riding on the Haunted Mansion and accidentally inhaling some former guest’s cremains.
  • Pin-trading punctures (commonly from forgetting that you aren’t wearing a lanyard).
  • “small world” headache.
  • Jungle Cruise pun overexposure.
  • Battered wallet.
  • Horrible bowel problems, massive weight loss, and eventual death after accidentally ingesting water from the Rivers of America.

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