Snack wars!

Yesterday at Knotts Berry Farm, the park tested a new snack item — bacon and chocolate funnel cakes — to see how well guests liked them. Apparently they were very well received — so much so that management at Disneyland, only a few miles away, became aware of it.

“Is this the beginning of a snack-food arms race? Could be.” says Traci Ranksmeller, a little person who lost her bus fare and now lives inside a Disneyland concessions cart. “This morning, Disneyland began selling a new product, Chocolate Churro Turkey Legs. I don’t know if it’s a permanent offering or a test, like Knotts, but it definitely seems like a response. In any case, I predict that they’ll be more popular than last Christmas’ Peppermint Chimichangas.”

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