DisneyLies Official Best & Worst: Disneyland’s Tomorrowland


  • Finding Nemo Submarine Voyage: It’s like being sealed up in a cramped tube of fun!
  • Innoventions: How’d they get all this stuff from the future?
  • “Honey, I shrunk the Audience”: Just to be clear, what’s best about this is that it’s closed.


  • Autopia: If I wanted to drive this slow, I’d get back on the freeway.
  • Buzz Lightyear Astro Blasters: Why can’t you shoot the little green guys? They’re creepy!
  • Plants: All the plants in Tomorrowland are supposed to be edible, but they get all huffy if you eat them.
  • Audio dissonance: Tom Morrow sounds like Max Bialystock; the Star Tours pilot sounds like Pee Wee Herman; and Buzz Lightyear sounds like Santa Claus. It’s confusing as heck.

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