That’s what she said

And now,  for your entertainment, a list of Disney quotes that sound like the setup for “That’s what she said” jokes:

  • What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula? (The Lion King)
  • Look for the bare necessities. (The Jungle Book)
  • You’re not getting cold fins now, are you? (The Little Mermaid)
  • It’s all costumes and makeup. (High School Musical)
  • No. No, you can’t. Stop! Please don’t go away! Please? No one’s ever stuck with me for so long before! (Finding Nemo)
  • Oh, it’s not the first time I was tossed out of a window, and it won’t be the last. (The Emperor’s New Groove)
  • We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home happy. What do you say? Come on. (Hercules)
  • You are a sad, strange little man. (Toy Story)
  • Use the wand of power! (Toy Story 2)
  • We keep our transesophageal ganglia to ourselves. This means you, Jimmy. (Finding Nemo)
  • Somebody! Stop those pants! (Ducktales: the Movie)
  • What you need is a little advice from the love monkey. (Dinosaur)
  • Things will look better in the morning. (The Jungle Book)
  • I will call you squishy and you will be my squishy. (Finding Nemo)

Got suggestions for more? Leave them in the comments!

4 Responses to “That’s what she said”

  1. Parkpanic2 says:

    You forgot the best one! “Some day my prince will come.”

  2. Liar says:

    Actually, I was kind of avoiding that one. Ew!

  3. HHedge says:

    Cinderella: What’s a royal ball?

  4. Dot says:

    But I don’t want to use my head! (Toy Story 2)

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