Disney Lies

And now,  for your entertainment, a list of Disney quotes that sound like the setup for “That’s what she said” jokes:

• What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula? (The Lion King)
• Look for the bare necessities. (The Jungle Book)
• You’re not getting cold fins now, are you? (The Little Mermaid)
• It’s all costumes and makeup. (High School Musical)
• No. No, you can’t. Stop! Please don’t go away! Please? No one’s ever stuck with me for so long before! (Finding Nemo)
• Oh, it’s not the first time I was tossed out of a window, and it won’t be the last. (The Emperor’s New Groove)
• We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home happy. What do you say? Come on. (Hercules)
• You are a sad, strange little man. (Toy Story)
• Use the wand of power! (Toy Story 2)
• We keep our transesophageal ganglia to ourselves. This means you, Jimmy. (Finding Nemo)
• Somebody! Stop those pants! (Ducktales: the Movie)
• What you need is a little advice from the love monkey. (Dinosaur)
• Things will look better in the morning. (The Jungle Book)
• I will call you squishy and you will be my squishy. (Finding Nemo)

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