- Enchanted Tiki Room: It’s got pineapple snacks for sale, a floor show, a bathroom, and its own weather. Why would you ever need to leave?
- Bengal Barbecue: Try the tender, juicy, Tiki Bird Stick.
- Indiana Jones Adventure: An awesome ride for people who have absolutely no pre-existing medical conditions whatsoever.
- Restrooms: There are three restrooms within 40 feet of each other. It’s like Christmas!
- Jungle Cruise: You can imagine the spiel over and over in your head and never get sick of those silly jokes!
- Jungle Cruise: I’ve got the spiel stuck in my head and feel like if I hear about the back side of water one more time I might flip out and take a skipper’s life (if I can just catch him without that hippo gun).
- Tree with a little man living in it: I’ve looked and looked and can’t find the darned thing anywhere.
- Tarzan’s Treehouse: Why isn’t he ever home? And what did he do with the Robinsons??