Two Skippers

In celebration of the return of Mr. Lincoln to Disneyland, our friends at Edison Square have added their version of the infamous “Two Brothers” song to their set of late. Here are the lyrics, for those of you who want to sing along at home (or in a queue!)

Two Skippers

Two skippers on their way,
Two skippers on their way,
Two skippers on their way,
Every boat was crammed that day.

Every boat was crammed that day,
The queue upstairs went all the way,
To where there’s robot snakes at play,
All on a Jungle Cruise morning.

One was funny, one was not,
One was funny, one was not,
I had a 50-50 shot,
Guess which one’s the one I got.

Every joke felt old and stale,
The whole thing was a major fail,
If groans were crimes he’d rot in jail,
All on a Jungle Cruise morning.

All on a Jungle Cruise morning.

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