Comments on: Tips for surviving a zombie apocalypse at Disneyland

By: Addie Jones

Addie Jones — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 17:56:06 +0000

I literally just laughed out loud in the middle of class at this. Oh my heck, funniest thing ever.

By: Cierra Salminen

Cierra Salminen — Tue, 20 Nov 2012 10:04:25 +0000

Love it!

By: Noremac

Noremac — Thu, 12 May 2011 19:58:25 +0000

Stockpile your goods and what you need to survive and then stop California Screamin’ at it’s highest point. Zombies don’t have the dexterity to climb up and get you, theres enough space in the whole coaster to stockpile food, and rescuers will clearly see you. If you bring fireworks, you can signal as a flare or even take down zombies from below if youre feeling heroic. The cages of Mickey’s ferris wheel seem to be pretty zombie proof, and can store a lot. At it’s highest point not even the most cat like zombie could climb and get you, and you are safe from falling out.

By: salinas

salinas — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 20:07:52 +0000

sgagags is right the swords are FAKE you can’t slice and dice a zombie the zombie will just laugh at you then eat your brains DOWN WITH DISNEY disney worst place to be in a zombie apocalypse

By: sgagags

sgagags — Tue, 07 Dec 2010 23:02:12 +0000

if you go to disney you might as well put ketchup on you zombies go to disney because its an all you can eat bufet seriously your safer in a mall then a disneyworld plus the swords are FAKE you can’t slice and dice a zombie the zombie will just laugh at you then eat your brains DOWN WITH DISNEY disney worst place to be in a zombie apocalypse

By: Nick

Nick — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 02:22:04 +0000

There is that armoury in fantasyland full of swords. Break in there and slice and dice zombie heads.

By: Hampton Inn Amelia Island

Hampton Inn Amelia Island — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 02:19:40 +0000

This was a very good read, please keep updating!

By: Katie

Katie — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 02:27:23 +0000

Just hide in the Winnie the Pooh ride. Even the zombies won’t go there!

By: joe

joe — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 17:44:38 +0000

I think the teacups spin fast enough to knock zombies out of the way.

By: teaserisa

teaserisa — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 17:40:00 +0000

Wear a mouse hat. When a zombie goes to get a bite of brains he’ll get a mouth full of ear!