Buzz to the rescue

As part of its “living character” initiative, Disney is exploring the possibility of replacing certain castmembers with animatronic figures. A few days ago, our Official DisneyLies Photo Correspondent managed to be on site during a test of the new Buzz Lightyear Guest Services Castbot.

Buzz Lightyear, tourguide

The robot speaks and understands more than 50 languages and can direct guests to any facility on the property, pass out maps, listen attentively to even the most bizarre complaint with a sincerely concerned expression, and blast particularly troublesome guests into oblivion.

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One Response to “Buzz to the rescue”

  1. Alibear says:

    I’m afraid I have to respectfully contest your above claim.

    Having personally and exhaustively complained to said Buzz Lightyear robot, I can personally attest to the fact that he is not capable of blasting guests into oblivion. His Model BFG9800 Astro Blaster does, however, cause mild skin irritation, sudden dizziness, and an inexplicable urge to purchase Disney pins featuring his image.

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