Reprieve for Virtual Magic Kingdom!

Yesterday’s closure of Disney’s Virtual Magic Kingdom caused such an uproar that Disney management has decided to rethink the entire situation. At this point, VMK will be closed for a month of “retooling,” after which it will be reopened — as the latest Disney Vacation Club property!

Guests who wish to purchase Virtual Magic Kingdom virtual property will receive a number of “points,” which may be exchanged for time visiting with friends and interacting with the VMK environment. Alternately, points may be used at more than 100 other online destinations, such as Club Penguin, World of Warcraft, and a variety of off-shore casinos.

Ownership will cost as little as $15,000/year for a family of four, and will be available anywhere Disney can fit a sales cart.

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2 Responses to “Reprieve for Virtual Magic Kingdom!”

  1. Kimba says:

    It’s been a week without a lie. I can’t take this much longer! Apparently, the server went the way of the VMK…

  2. Liar says:

    The staff is taking their summer vacation at the moment. They were going to be gone for three weeks, but after some difficulties at Universal Studios a few days ago (involving an unfortunately dropped lit match) they have decided to cut it short and will return next Monday. Sorry for the delay!

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