In recent years, the Blue Bayou’s has come under increasing criticism, as some guests think there have been attempts to hide decreasing food quality by increasing the use of “authentic New Orleans spices.” Their complaints were buoyed yesterday when a small child in a highchair managed to get her hands on a piece of crab cake from her mother’s plate and, after eating it, burst into flames.
Because of this incident, The Blue Bayou will remain closed until chefs and chemists have revised the menu to the fire department’s specifications.
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