A new study by the Disney Accounting Department reveals that the billion-dollar upgrade to Disney’s California Adventure may cost the company as much as a billion dollars. In order to offset these costs, Disneyland is currently running a promotion whereby guests can have various attractions and locations in the park named after themselves or loved ones.

Our Official DisneyLies Photographer spotted this Cinderella statue installation waiting for a sponsor. The price tag? Said an unquotable Disney spokesperson, “If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.”