Heil Ho, Heil Ho!

Gustov Fuhrurfan, head of Hitlermania, an Adolf-Hitler-themed museum in Norway, claims to have discovered a number of sketches of Disneys Seven Dwarfs made by Hitler himself. “This is pretty definitive proof,” said Fuhrurfan, “that Walt Disney himself hired Adolf to do character design for Snow White. There is really no other possible explanation, and I recommend that anyone who disagrees with this assessment be investigated by the government with extreme prejudice.”

Fuhrurfan also contends that Hitler was a key animator on several Mickey Mouse shorts (most notably, “Poland Trouble”) and recommended that Disney organize his theme park into “easily conquered ‘lands’.”

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