By popular demand, we now bring you (in no particular order) ten ways in which visiting Disneyland is better than having sex:
- You can do it with your cousin without breaking the law.
- If you’re on a ride and something breaks, you won’t end up pregnant.
- You can do it on a first date without coming across as “easy.”
- You don’t have to worry about shaving your legs beforehand.
- No unexpected “souvenirs.”
- The person with the “Goofy” face is never you.
- Nobody looks at you funny if you have to ask where something is.
- You can brag about it the next day without offending anyone.
- You can eat ice cream at the same time.
- There’s always a happy ending.