10 Ways Visiting Disneyland is Better Than Sex

By popular demand, we now bring you (in no particular order) ten ways in which visiting Disneyland is better than having sex:

  1. You can do it with your cousin without breaking the law.
  2. If you’re on a ride and something breaks, you won’t end up pregnant.
  3. You can do it on a first date without coming across as “easy.”
  4. You don’t have to worry about shaving your legs beforehand.
  5. No unexpected “souvenirs.”
  6. The person with the “Goofy” face is never you.
  7. Nobody looks at you funny if you have to ask where something is.
  8. You can brag about it the next day without offending anyone.
  9. You can eat ice cream at the same time.
  10. There’s always a happy ending.

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