Everyone knows that going to Disneyland is the most fun you can have with your clothes on. But how does it compare to fun without your clothes on? Pretty well, it turns out. Case in point: here (in no particular order) are ten ways that visiting Disneyland is like having sex.
- It’s best with someone you love, but is also fun when you’re part of a group.
- If it’s all you ever talk about, people will start to avoid you.
- It’s a form of entertainment focused on attractions.
- There are some things you just can’t do if you’re not big enough.
- It may involve a woman dressed as Alice in Wonderland.
- Unless you can convince someone to take you, it can be pretty expensive.
- If it’s your first time, you can buy a book about it or visit one of the hundreds of Web sites devoted to the subject.
- It’s pretty pathetic if you do it every day by yourself.
- The older you are, the more you appreciate it.
- When it’s over you’re exhausted, but you wake up the next morning with a big smile on your face.
11. Its a massive disappointment.